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Brian: Has anyone seen AM lately?
Zapper: I think he went to the city to scare some children
Makenshi: I haven't seen him at all today.
Udit: *snorts*
Ti-An: Check his room.
Brian:
Aight. *Everyone walks up to Anime Master's door and opens it. The
window is open and the room is completely empty, save for a note on the
floor.Brian picks the note up and reads it*
Dear team mates,
I
have come to the decision to leave this place because I have recently
discovered that I would make more money living in Manhattan as a pizza
delivery boy. We may meet again, but I dread such an event
Party on dudes oh wait you can't afford a party,
Anime Master
Makenshi: Dammit! Now we have to find someone to make the team full!
Zaneroth: That shouldn't be very difficult though, since all the other ocassions people quickly filled the spots.
Makenshi: Yeah, but that was before our budget dropped dead.
Zaneroth: And how, pray tell, did said budget fall?
Makenshi:.....It had nothing to do with me!
Brian: Anyhoo, we might as well start advertising anyway.
*months later*
Darmagician: Wow, everyone only cares about the money.
Zapper: Or they just don't want to have a zombie for a team mate. *kicks Udit*
Udit: *grunts*
Makenshi: Let's just BUILD a new Crescent Grizzly!
Zaneroth: Uhhhh, but how will we be able to acquire the supplies needed to construct such a monstrosity?
Brian: I think I have enough to build us a CG. I will have to make changes in the size though, of course.
Darmagician: Do we really HAVE to have a full team?
Makenshi: But of course!
Brian: Our reploid will be ready in a few weeks.
*a few weeks later*
Brian: I present to you.... Crescent Grizzly!
*a ridiculously tiny version of Crescent Grizzly walks out*
Ti-An: I'm sorry but that doesn't count as a grizzly
Zapper: I wanna eat it! *lunges at Crescent Grizzly*
Crescent
Grizzly: *grabs Zapper in mid-air and swings her around around and
finally lets go. Zapper stops herself with her wings, dizzy*
Brian: It has no personality, but that is backed up with its amazing skill!
Ti-An: I still think it doesn't resemble a grizzly bear at all.
Brian: FIne! Then what do you suggest we call it?
Makenshi: How about... Crescent Teddy?
Brian: Ew, no!
Zaneroth: I actually find that name appropriate for such a small being
Zapper: Crescent Teddy, I WILL devour you and your adorable face!
Udit: *violently shakes head up and down as if he were nodding*
Makenshi: Crescent Teddy it is! Welcome to the team!
*later....*
Crescent
Teddy is walking down a hall and notices a cookie on the floor. A
string attached to the cookie is connected to a switch that activates a
guillotine. Teddy picks up the cookie and eats the d**n cookie with
relish. This motion yanks the string, pulling down the switch. The
guillotine falls..... completely missing Teddy. Teddy walks away as if
nothing has happened.
Zapper: Argh! What's wrong with this
stupid trap? *taps the switch, causing the guillotine to shoot back up
and hit Zapper in the face* Ow..... *fires an F. Laser*
*even later....*
Zaneroth: *reading when some debris falls on top of him* Eh.... *looks up and sees a large hole in the ceiling* Teddy!
Crescent Teddy: *walks in*
Zaneroth: Could you patch up the ceiling? *walks out of the room*
Crescent Teddy: *takes out a ladder and climbs up, then starts fixing the ceiling*
Zapper:
Ohohohohohoho.... *pushes the ladder and the ladder tips over, breaks
the window, and falls out. Zapper looks out of the window but the tiny
reploid is nowhere to be seen. Then she is alerted by a drill from
above and looks up, seeing that Teddy is still fixing the ceiling while
floating in midair* Blast!
*much, much later*
Zapper: *sees Crescent Teddy and throws a spider costume over it* EEK! A BUG! MAAAKEENSHIIII!
Makenshi: Why does it have to be- Holy crap! That's a huge spider!
Zapper: Kill it with your spike ball!
Makenshi: Right! *throws a spike ball, which lodges into the spider costume*
Zapper: Thanks! I'll clean it up....
Makenshi: Uh, okay... *walks away*
Zapper:
*rubs her hands together and takes off the spider costume, revealing
not Teddy, but a doll. She notices a timer on its chest and it counts
down to zero. The doll then explodes in her face* DAMMIT ALL!
*eventually....*
Zapper: *fills a plate with bear food and gunpowder, then hides*
*After
a few minutes, Crescent Teddy walks into the kitchen and sees the bear
food. He eats everything, including the gunpowder.*
Zapper:
*rushes out and seizes Teddy. She throws it into a barbeque grill,
closes the lid, and turns it on. She cackles maniacally, having finally
cooked the bear. After a few minutes she turns off the grill and opens
the lid, and the gunpowder explodes in her face.
Brian: Hey, Zap- NOOO! THE GRILL!
Ti-An: What the hell happened here?
Zapper: I was trying to cook something when the grill just exploded in my face! By the way, have any of you seen Teddy?
Brian: He's right here *lifts Teddy in his arms*
Zapper: *her eyes twitch*
*The next day, in the city....*
*Crescent Teddy is walking down the street, running errands for the team. A suspicious reploid walks up to him....*
Suspicious Reploid: Hey, kid, you want some candy?
Crescent Teddy: *nods*
*later that day....*
Zapper: Wow, it's just not
worth it to try to catch that silly old bear. I should- *gets tackled
by Teddyr* Ack! Help! Teddy is trying to kill me!
*Teddy immediately slinks away as the rest of the team comes in*
Makenshi: Uh.... why are you covered in barbeque sauce?
Zapper: Huh? *realizes she's covered in barbeque sauce* Oh no! Teddy must be trying to eat me!
All: *muttering as they go back to what they were doing*
*that night during a heavy storm....*
Zapper:
Can't sleep... Bears will eat me..... Can't sleep....... Bears will eat
me......... Can't sleep...... Bears will eat me..... Can't-*hears a
creaking noise and slowly rotates her heard towards the bedroom door.
Nothing happens though, until a dripping noise was heard. She fancied
that the rain was leaking through the roof, but rain was not red. A
crimson splotch began to spread across the ceiling, and Zapper could
have sworn that a reploid hand fell past her window. And then, there
was the growling, and at last, there was a slurping noise that caused
the red spot on the ceiling to shrink until it disappeared.*
*the next day..........*
Crescent
Teddy: *spots Zapper alone on the couch with her eyes closed and
silently creeps towards her with a fork and knife. It plunges the knife
into Zapper's chest, but with no reaction. Then Teddy notices a
clicking noise within a Zapper, and she explodes in Teddy's face.
Zapper: *watching from upstairs* Ohohoho, it's my turn now!
*And it was indeed Zapper's turn. The tables went in the opposite
direction and it was Crescent Teddy who constantly failed to capture
and devour the firefly reploid. Crescent Teddy thought of many
brilliant plans that involved cupcakes, bombs, and a toaster oven, but
alas, they all failed. But then, one day, the traps set for Zapper
ceased. Everything seemed to go back to normal, until one day.........*
Makenshi: Wait a minute, has anyone seen Darmagician?
Ti-An: Now that you mention it, I haven't seen him in days.
Brian: Only now have I just realized that.....
Makenshi:
How very strange.......... Oh well. *goes outside with hands full of
trash bags. He walks toward the trash bin and hurls the bags inside. As
he walked back into the house, though, he noticed a shiny object on the
ground. He turned and stared at it, not believing what he saw. Then he
jumped with a start and dashed back into the house*
OhmygawdDarmagician'shandseveredbloodIthinkhe'sdeadblooooooooood!!!
Brian: What?
Makenshi: THIS! *ushers everyone outside and points at the severed hand of Volt Kraken*
All: *gasps*
*that night the team had a meeting in the living room*
Makenshi: Well, I managed to find a replacement for Darmagician.
Inferno: Hallo.
Makenshi: And now, on to Darmagician's gruesome murder.
Zaneroth: Who could have done a deed so foul?
Udit: *sits up* I know who did it! I saw! It was-
*the lights go out, then turn on*
Udit: *impaled with a sword*
Ti-An: OH MY GAWD! Did Udit just talk?!
Brian: Yeah, but now he's dead!
Inferno: *yawns*
All: *stares at Inferno*
Inferno: *blinks* What's the matter? Oh....Yeah, right. *gasps* Oh noes!
Makenshi: Man, this is unbelievable. Two deaths counted in one day.
Brian:
Wait a minute. I just had a chilling thought. I think.... I think
someone in this very room is the murderer. Any one of us could be next!
Zapper: We can't trust anyone!
Makenshi:
.................Alright, here's what is going to happen. While we are awake, everyone
must be in the same room in sight. Only one person is allowed to leave
the room. When we go to bed, everyone must lock their doors and their
windows. And don't trust anyone! Not even me!
*The next few days
were extremely tense. Rarely anyone would be able to get any sleep and
they would always glance behind them ocassionally. The only person that
was relaxed was Inferno, who actually seemed bored and apathetic*
Makenshi:
*whispering to Crescent Teddy* You know, our new Volt Kraken is real
suspicious, don't ya think? He's so d**n calm, and he was really eager
to get on the team. You didn't hear this from me, but I think he might
be the murderer. It's just that there's not enough evidence to back it
up. *looks across the room at Inferno*
Inferno: *looks inquiringly at Makenshi* Anything wrong?
Makenshi: *whispering to Crescent Teddy* See what I mean? That was so suspicious.....
Crescent Teddy: Well, you shouldn't really jump to conclusions.
Makenshi:......Did you just talk?
Crescent Teddy: Yes, and now I'm going to kill you. *Slashes at Makenshi*
Makenshi: Ack! Wait a minute, I have your weakness! *fires a spike ball at Crescent Teddy*
Crescent Teddy: *catches the spike ball and throws it back at Makenshi*
Makenshi: Argh!
Brian: So the murderer was Crescent Teddy all along?
Crescent Teddy: Yes! *Fires large crescent plasma shots at everyone*
Ti-An: You bastard! *dashes at Teddy and attempts to punch it*
Crescent Teddy: *grabs Ti-An's fist and hurls him into a wall*
Brian: *summons a horde of Battons that assault Crescent Teddy*
Crescent Teddy: *destroys all of the Battons in one swipe and slashes Brian*
Brian: Gah!
Zaneroth: *attempts to tackle Crescent Teddy, surrounded in blazing fire*
Crescent Teddy: *jumps away and Zaneroth crashes into a wall*
Zapper: Hmmm..... I don't think this would have happened if you guys had let me eat it.
All (except Inferno): *too injured to reply*
Zapper: Hmmm.... looks like it's up to me.
Inferno:
Us, gal, us. So Crescent dude, feel the power of the... laws! *throws a
thick book at Crescent, and while it's flying he charges up a
Tri-Thunder*
Crescent Teddy: *slices the book in half, only to get hit with a Tri-Thunder*
Zapper:
Oh, let me try that! *fires a Flash Laser that distracts Crescent
Teddy, then fires a laser from her thorax, hitting Teddy*
Inferno:
*charges up a Tri-Thunder and lets it all out on Crescent Teddy,
causing it to shut down, still crackling with electricity*
Darcemeus:
*enters the room* Hey, everyone. I'm the *sees the chaos in the
room*... new.... Tidal..... Mak...o.....een....... I'll just go to
my room and unpack..... *walks upstairs*
*later that day, in the basement....*
Brian:
*scanning Crescent Teddy's CPU* Oh, man, it looks like he contracted
the Sigma Virus. No wonder...... But I gave everyone vaccines, so why
did this happen? *scans through Teddy's memory bank* Huh, what's this?
Suspicious Reploid: Hey, kid, you want some candy?
Makenshi: That reploid, he looks so familiar. But I just can't think of a name.
Zapper: It's that mustache.....and that afro.... and the glasses... they completely disguise his identity!
Brian:
Well, whoever he is, I think the "candy" he gave Teddy must have
contained a concentrated amount of the virus so that it was enough to
overcome the vaccine.
Inferno: Well, now that the murderer is through, it's safe to say that everything should get back to normal, aight?
*Everyone
agrees and files out of the basement. Brian turns off the light and
shuts the door, making the basement pitch black. Then, two red eyes
appear from the darkness.*
THE END
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